If I ever find the "people" who broke into my wife's car...

Kinja'd!!! "Bryan doesn't drive a 1M" (bryantakespictures)
10/21/2016 at 16:43 • Filed to: None

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... they’re getting the full human centipede treatment.


DISCUSSION (10)


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
10/21/2016 at 16:45

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Did they take anything?


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > TheHondaBro
10/21/2016 at 16:45

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A continuous shit, from the looks of it.


Kinja'd!!! AM3R shamefully returns > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
10/21/2016 at 16:47

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There have been 3 break ins in my neighborhood this week. Stole $500 from the guy that parks right next to me. I don’t keep anything valuable in my cars but still I’m worried.


Kinja'd!!! finn's arm > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
10/21/2016 at 16:51

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Are you and your wife at the front and back of the train?

This is a confusing punishment.


Kinja'd!!! Takuro Spirit > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/21/2016 at 16:52

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FOREVER.


Kinja'd!!! Bryan doesn't drive a 1M > TheHondaBro
10/21/2016 at 16:55

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Just things that create a pain for us like the registration.


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
10/21/2016 at 16:59

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“People” is such a nondescript word and yet somehow suggests they have rights. I prefer “test subjects”, because subjects can mean all kinds of things, none of them with rights.


Kinja'd!!! Bryan doesn't drive a 1M > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
10/21/2016 at 17:24

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It’d be one thing if they ended up with anything of value, but they didn’t and they even broke extra stuff like her sunglasses just to be assholes.


Kinja'd!!! DynamicWeight > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
10/21/2016 at 18:31

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Oh how I hate this shit, breaking a 300 dollar window to steal a 40 dollar camelbak. Part of what I miss about having a really old car, I would just leave it unlocked. Every once and a while someone would steal my change or try to pull out my radio (they were foiled by phillips head screws everytime (lol) ).

One time though, they hit me right after a camping trip and stole my inflatable Kayak and semi-vintage coleman grill. Fuckshit I forgot about that! I hope you kayak in hell!!!!


Kinja'd!!! thefinalmonster > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
10/21/2016 at 20:12

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